help!

[bobtheturkey]

last night i went my weekly bowling match with mrs F who is the sister of the woman i was playing pairs with mrs D, now mrs D and my postmans cousin mr X is the ex husband of a woman who works part time in superdrug mrs G now mrs G was meant to play mixed pairs with mr O who it turns out is the brother of Mrs F who use to be the home help of a mr U who it turns out used to play bowls and was once disqualified for allowing his white flannel trousers to split while playing a delicate shot in the greater belfast over 92s pairs in 1998 allowing mrs F my partner to win could i be accused of bias?

[Katie~77]

So where was Mr F while all this was going on???x