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Every village has a village idiot.
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This is ours, he lives at the end of the lane, and goes shopping like this.
Have you got any strange neighbours.
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Have you got any strange neighbours.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.There was once a man lived next to me who i called Vampire.
he always had his "BLACK" curtains closed and never visited his "OVER GROWN" garden. He sounded like he was "BUILDING A COFFIN" every night and during the day, went out of his house with a rucksack on his back.
Also i heard alot of "DRAGGING AND SCRAPING" coming from his house.
QUite funny how he moved out and the house was again left empty for years.
he always had his "BLACK" curtains closed and never visited his "OVER GROWN" garden. He sounded like he was "BUILDING A COFFIN" every night and during the day, went out of his house with a rucksack on his back.
Also i heard alot of "DRAGGING AND SCRAPING" coming from his house.
QUite funny how he moved out and the house was again left empty for years.
Been renting here for 6 months. 1st day in and my hubby (as usual) gets talking to the local strange one. He lives in the run down house on the corner - filthy house, black and torn nets, overgrown to jungle rating, car rusting away. Well, this morning, hubby comes in very excitedly with the Sunday papers saying he has just seen into funny blokes house (he lives with funny woman too!) as he has his front door open. The mess is unbelievable, stuff piled so high he wonders how they get up the stairs. Yet he chats away oblivious to how he lives as if its how everyone lives too.
There's a really grumpy bloke lives near me.
He spies on his neighbours (we can all see the curtains twitching) and seems to make notes about our movements, although we're not sure quite what he does with the information........
We think that he is mostly retired but seems to work a couple of afternoons a week; probably to top up his pension because the Somalis have stolen the rest of it.
We all try not to stand next to him at the bus-stop because he will button-hole you and give you the benefit of his views on a variety of topics: although he seems to talk out of his **** (self-edited) much of the time !
He spies on his neighbours (we can all see the curtains twitching) and seems to make notes about our movements, although we're not sure quite what he does with the information........
We think that he is mostly retired but seems to work a couple of afternoons a week; probably to top up his pension because the Somalis have stolen the rest of it.
We all try not to stand next to him at the bus-stop because he will button-hole you and give you the benefit of his views on a variety of topics: although he seems to talk out of his **** (self-edited) much of the time !
Doc, how did you get that photo of him? Did he pose? How do we know it's not you having a muck about? he he hee!!
Clairey-s; am laughing about the guy with the face on his knee.
I remember years ago I worked in a sweet shop and an older man used to come in. Part dressed as a woman though - so he'd have men's clothes on and then a womanish hair do and make up. And talk in a funny voice. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
Clairey-s; am laughing about the guy with the face on his knee.
I remember years ago I worked in a sweet shop and an older man used to come in. Part dressed as a woman though - so he'd have men's clothes on and then a womanish hair do and make up. And talk in a funny voice. Whatever floats your boat I guess.