why do pensioners

[cazzz1975]

always seem to dress in a variety of beiges,browns and faint greens?

at what age do you dump your colours?

[Dassie]

Because that's all the boring colours the shops that serve them keep in stock? After all you won't find pensioners at New Look.

[dot.hawkes]

There are strong vibrant colours available in designer and high street collections and so the available choice is not the issue, it is the need to be practical, economic and comfortable that dictates their choices.

[cazzz1975]

Invisible..why have velcro, what about slip ons? you wont even have to bend down!!

dassie, I have seen some nice clothes in m&s, bhs,debenhas and what about the catalogues!! they do sell nice colours like loganberry, deep lilacs, salmon pinks

[zig_zag]

get down to asda as dorothy advises lmao

[zig_zag]

do they sell incompetence pants at asda?

[dot.hawkes]

stop mentioning me you sad feeble stalker!!!!!!!!! lol didn't you say last night you would try to be less dull and boreing ziggy? short term memory loss is supposed to be my problem not yours!!!!!!!!!!!

[zig_zag]

where do you buy your incompetence pants from dorothy?

[zig_zag]

legend its ok to bury your head in the sand on polotics mate but this is a serious issue lmao

[Dassie]

I think if they sold Incompetence pants at ASDA then half the people working in UK service industries need to go and get them.

If however they are Incontinent pads, then only Scottish pensioners need them for the wee stains!

[zig_zag]

well Invisible
it could be quite crucial to the geriatric crowd lol

[zig_zag]

sounds like a cows name to me lol

[dot.hawkes]

I bet i am younger than you ziggy, you seem to know alot more about old age than i do lol I think the jokes are abit stale now, like you.

[cazzz1975]

I often can smell peoples odours at the supermarket