I have a mouth like a fish. What should I do?

[jamesisgod]

I have a mouth like a fish... what should I do?

[jamesisgod]

It has been known, but that makes me feel rather ill aswell. All in all I'm not in the best state to be honest. I should be getting sympathy not abuse. I am going to report you all to the fishy person who runs this site.

[weeal]

OMEGA..er I mean OMG you are in the wrong plaice

[DJerba]

I feel sorry for you fishy James and please dont report me now when did this mouth condition start? is it your line of work that could be the cause?

[jamesisgod]

Your an interesting person Weeal... I think I love you.

[weeal]

lol here's a wee 'tuna' to cheer u up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vI0e6LUTjzX0

carp tune

[jamesisgod]

I lost my job because of the mouth situation. Everyone kept throwing up when they saw me. I caught it off a girl I worked with last Christmas after she pulled a Scotch Egg out of her bag. It was all very strange.... I have tried everything, hemaroid cream, shaving cream and eggs. Nothing will shift it. What should I do..?

[DJerba]

do you have a pic of your fishy face God?

[jamesisgod]

Oh no, it is much to ugly. I am a cross between the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Brad Pitt...

[DJerba]

the egg woman sounds nice...i think you should marry her and take her to the grand national next year...or at least go for a drink soon you trout face

[jamesisgod]

How do I put a photo on?

[weeal]

just wash it off, if ive told you once ive told you a zillion times not to play with face paint

http://haha.nu/creative/fish-bodyface-art/

[jamesisgod]

Drinks can be good. I dont know when I will be back in the part of the country where it lived though. It was horrible down there. Full of bad people with B.O. I'm moving to Scotland in the next couple of weeks (defo now) so thats rather exciting!

[China Doll]

http://www.klsnet.com/files/fishchart.htm

[DJerba]

why? Are there more fishy people up there?

[jamesisgod]

Many Many More, with much better jobs in posher hotels! Much nicer houses too... The Haggis man is taking me up there against my will I tell thee! I might be going back into the dreaded recruitment though... I went to gerbil once....

[weeal]

plenty o water up here, for ya - better get yer 'skate's on

[jamesisgod]

Weeal why are you talking about fish you wierd person. You still want to marry me?

[DJerba]

I went to gerbil but right now I'm going home. Hmmm we have to talk fishy man. I'm sure we'll have lots in common and loads to catch up on...God it's like fate that we met I miss you like I miss melon balls in me scouse....fare well speak soon pickle love nut xxx