Stewey: You�re not far from that riveting description. The age mean of the community here is more or less�er um�deceased! When we exchange the Peace, we take the pulse!
With that in mind, it means riveting days of excitement: Lawn bowls for the young whippersnappers. Coffee mornings, tombolas and rather than watercress sandwiches, it�s more like Mrs McGillicutty�s prune daiquiris and copious sums of Metamucil.
In the afternoon, it�s a visit to the local care centre where the residents engage in exhilarating games such as �hide and go sleep.� � Bobbing for dentures,� �What�s my name,� �Hide the catheter,� and my favourite - �Bladder bag Bingo.�
But the truth is, I wouldn�t want it any other way!
And I live amidst two castles and an Abbey. Except for the ghosts of history past, it�s relatively quiet down here.
Be well
Fr Bill