Cocaine diet

[AB Asks]

According to a new survey one in seven women are using cocaine or speed as way to lose weight. Others are taking slimming pills or laxatives to shift extra weight. The survey also found that three out of ten women had made themselves sick after eating. What do you think? When did we become so body-obsessed? Why don't we try and lose weight the healthy way � a healthier diet and doing more exercise?

[cheries]

U love it really :o) xx

[Reverandfunk]

You do...

[cheries]

No, no, YOU do
lmao

[Octavius]

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned liposuction?

[Reverandfunk]

you hang up first...

[cheries]

I'd just got that Shayne Ward song in me head too x

[Reverandfunk]

As long as its not Ayo....

[cheries]

Are you doing this on purpose now?
;o(

[Reverandfunk]

No.

Think I'll go on the Vespa forum and ask why my scooter keeps misfiring ;-)

[cheries]

Good idea.
You need to listen to that song and then have a re-think.
mwah xx

[beryllium]

Fr Bill???

Did she make it in the end please?

[Pippa68]

A healthy diet and exercise is too time-consuming.

if you use the coke/speed/vomiting method it won't interrupt your 'Extreme Makeover' viewing enjoyment, and you can still eat chocolate.

[VillageVicar]

Cherries: Whilst I�ve never pinched someone else�s man, I did once accidentally pat a lady on the bum at Sainsbury�s. I thought she was my wife! Not only was I mortified, I was in excruciating misery trying to explain to the woman that she looked just like my wife. And as my wife found me, tripping over myself trying to apologise to the woman, I became lost in what I was saying and told the woman that her bum was just as nice as my wife�s.

It finally dawned on me what was happening. My wife and the woman, through glances, both understood I had made an innocent mistake, but they were both standing there enjoying my immense suffering and sputtering.

Finally, they granted me a reprieve when they both burst out laughing at me! The only consolation I had was as we wrapped up our shopping, an elderly lady whom we both know came up to chat. She asked my wife if her sister was in the store because she saw someone who looked just like her. The poor old dear didn�t have a clue what was wrong with me when I started shouting to my wife �See? See? Even SHE thinks so!.�

Oh the cruelty you women wreak upon us men!

Fr Bill

[cheries]

Father Bill, you have no idea how much that has just made me laugh. Thank you.

[Pippa68]

Fr Bill, nothing amuses a wife so much as to see her man squirm as he is digging himself an even bigger hole with every word he says...lol

[China Doll]

A wife?!

Hell... a female friend gets her kicks from seeing her male friends do that too....

[China Doll]

Squirm I mean.

[Pippa68]

Oh yes..I stand corrected.

In fact the entire female population who is in close proximity to the squirming :o)