I dont wanna leave my house it's sunday!!!

[filthiestfis]

Im supposed to meet a friend in central london to go to the cinema this evening but I cant be arsed. What excuse could I give her?

[REDHEAD24]

THESE ALWAYS WORK FOR ME

1 - the weasel got out of his cage i have to look for him
2 - i have a bad case of the *****
3- my asbo will not let me out after 5pm
4- im sick
5- i dnt like u and want to spend time with u

[filthiestfis]

I do like her just...look outside...its dark gloomy and cold...I dont wanna take the train 1 hour to central just to watch a film...if it was sex now that would be different ;-)

[Scarlett]

Just say you are feeling like ***** and could you do it another time- maybe next weekend? Although the weather is prob gonna be just as grim!

[cazzz1975]

try hinting at sex then next time, she may find you more motivated to travel :D

[whiffey]

You went out for a cemetery walk to determine how old you would be when you die, it's a common enough activity. You took with you a bamboo cane and laid it beside the grave of a person at whose age you would yourself die (in my case 93). When you bent down to place the cane, you got hit up the jacksie by an errant shot from the local shooting club and are now walking a bit awkwardly.

[REDHEAD24]

whiffey - u make me laugh

[filthiestfis]

LOL I like Cazzz1975's answer :D

[tiggerblue10]

Next time you don't want to go out for weather related issues just say the cat/dog has got fleas and they have jumped on you too.