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OK - so what is good and bad about being 50 years old........
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So all answers gratefully received. The funnier the better!!!
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1. Getting lots more interesting mail, especially from June Whitfield, urging me to take out a "no medical questions asked" insurance policy. Ditto Saga, Stannah stairlifts etc.
2. Not having to give in to fashion trends, simply because whatever is fashionable now was fashionable years ago (e.g. smock tops, tie dye, skinny jeans, flared jeans). Been there, done that.
3.Being able to sing along to modern songs to the amazement of my kids, and then smugly tell them I remember the song the first time round by someone else.
4. Not giving a stuff about what people think of me.
Bad things:
1. Getting ready & going out feeling a million dollars, then catching sight of a wrinkled old bat in a shop window and realising it's me.
2. Creaky knees
3. Waking up next to a grey haired, balding man
4. Having a night out with the girls and instead of chatting about being on the pull and admiring mens buttocks, the conversation invariably turns to tales of the menopause.
1. Getting lots more interesting mail, especially from June Whitfield, urging me to take out a "no medical questions asked" insurance policy. Ditto Saga, Stannah stairlifts etc.
2. Not having to give in to fashion trends, simply because whatever is fashionable now was fashionable years ago (e.g. smock tops, tie dye, skinny jeans, flared jeans). Been there, done that.
3.Being able to sing along to modern songs to the amazement of my kids, and then smugly tell them I remember the song the first time round by someone else.
4. Not giving a stuff about what people think of me.
Bad things:
1. Getting ready & going out feeling a million dollars, then catching sight of a wrinkled old bat in a shop window and realising it's me.
2. Creaky knees
3. Waking up next to a grey haired, balding man
4. Having a night out with the girls and instead of chatting about being on the pull and admiring mens buttocks, the conversation invariably turns to tales of the menopause.
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When my Mum was 50, I was at Uni and we arranged a Surprise Party for her. Meantime, she used to come and visit me every 3rd weekend to clean the flat and buy us toilet roll, food etc. We used to take her to the Student Union and on one occasion I told her we were going to a JOINT PARTY. She discussed said party with her work colleagues (in their 20's) asking what type of JOINT she should buy from Morrisons first, Lamb, Beef or Pork! That's 50 for you !! I also sent her lots of brochures for Old Folks Homes threatening her that if she continued to live her life as a 20 year old I would put her in a Home ! She is 64 now and still as AMAZING! Drives like a lunatic, drinks like a fish, works like a trooper and goes on Club 18-30 holidays to Ibiza with her 54 year old sister three times a year ! We frequently receive medical bills for her from her falling over drunk !
I am 40 now and have the time of my life with her !
Roll on 50!
I am 40 now and have the time of my life with her !
Roll on 50!