Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghh!

[Quoi]

Some B@stard keyed my car last night - worst bit is I was on AB when I should have been standing guard.
Tell me how to calm down - I want to kill!

[legend004]

Chill its a fact of life in the uk .
infact ive seen cars here keyed too.mostly luxury cars here.
its usually jealousey or after a dispute.
Fallen out with anyone ?

[skyep]

Hi Quoi, mindless idiots!!!
Is it a rough area? It sounds like you have already had trouble? xxx

[~max~]

Same happened to my mum and step dad's car. I could strangle the little sh!tes who did it!
The worst bit is, they actually WROTE insanities ALL OVER the car, sides, bonnet, even the roof! A paint job would cost more than the car is worth, so they have to drive it around as it is, displaying all sorts of insults and vile words for all to see. :O(

[cazzz1975]

you put on a black curly wig and a shell suit

you stand with your feet facing out

you raise your hands in front of you, gently as if you were patting the air in from of you chest

in your best accent you then say

calm down, calm down...

[Panic Button]

It's our fault for tempting you down out of the watchtower.

Sorry.

May I suggest you wire the car to the mains tonight?

[Quoi]

no leg - havent fallen out with anybody recently unless they have waited for a while;-)
I know its kids and its only paint but the effin hassle cos its right down from one end to the other on a black car looks bad.

[Quoi]

max - lol written insanities ? profanities?

[legend004]

cost best part of a grand probs.

its never recent
think more than a month

these folk are sly and wait

[Quoi]

The hunt is on - if I find out who did it they will be chewing on their own testicles. (assuming they have any).

[Chaterbank]

ah have a strong suspicion it might be someone from ab who knew you were on ab. while you were busy, probably using another name to take the pis5 off someone, some else took the pis5 off you.

[~max~]

lol! Sorry....Profanities (insults) is the word I wanted, insanities is just a direct translation from French. D'uh!
I do that sometimes...

[Panic Button]

Or should it have been obscenities?

[Quoi]

Thanks for the paranoia hit Chaterbank but I have been sitting harmlessly in the corner for three months ;-)

[annie0000]

See, that's what you get when you mess ith people on AB - they track you down and key your car. Only kidding.

I agree that it is a rotten, pointless thing to do. My personal way to calm down is to plot my revenge in fine detail about how I will track them down and what I will do to them. That always does it for me!

[whiffey]

If you know who did it, then go and do the same to their car, don't get caught though or they'll kick you to death. There is no solution for your rage. Well there is, but it would be laughed out of court if I mentioned it on here.

The human race is f----d by selfishness, violence, and greed.

[Quoi]

Hi annie - you think the detail of removing nuts with blunt knife & poking them mouthwards with a housebrick isnt detailed enough?

[Chaterbank]

i relly feal you pain Quoi, sorry! i'm in a cilly mood. were you on your job? don't you have a cctv there? you could review the files.

[annie0000]

Sorry, I got distracted half way through and you hadn't written that yet, that is a good start though - now what can you do that will "really" hurt them?

[cuddleMe]

aww sorry Quoi :( bloody kids eh? u drive a nice car?? ;) H xxx

[dustypuss]

bring back hanging