wouldnt it be great to be perfect !!!

[luckyman]

has anyone noticed a certain person on ab only relies to posts...but ive yet to see that person post a question themselves...just thinking why wouldnt that person post? unless they are perfect!!!!!!!!!!

[Ethel]

I couldn't care a peep what you think of me - I don't know you, so your opinion of me doesn't matter a jot.

However, I have checked my profile and I've posted 100 questions. That is slightly more than none.

I am also very good at using google - I find what I need to know on the web, and if I can't I post here.

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[luckyman]

so that says it all then...it was ethel after all?

[luckyman]

logical question ,was nt it???

[Ethel]

Well it is great to be perfect.


Glad you recognise perfection when you meet it. :)

[sqad617]

C'mon Ethel, don't rise to their bait. I find your answers excellent and to the point.....in fact I love you !!!!!!
However a little humour might help, but one is "wot one is"
Don't leave us Ethel.

[monkeyeyes]

Are you asking us then ? Have you forgotten ?

[4getmenot]

huh so you didnt know who you were on about???

[4getmenot]

and are you saying people that do post questions arent that perfect :-(

[Octavius]

Damn, I thought it was me.

[SKA]

if this is about Ethel then luckyman your a punk because I think she's great!!

[Ethel]

Time for a singsong. All together, after three:


Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a woman.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

[Ethel]

Sorry, Octavius.

I'M perfect.

[bednobs]

i would rather be perfect than a whinging moaning minnie!

[Octavius]

♫ I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.*
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans . ♫

* actually I do, because I am � in the words of Fairground Attraction � Per-er-er-er-erfect

[Ethel]

I love a singsong

;)

[Octavius]

Gosh, we are like two perfect peas in a perfect pod.
Too good for Birdseye.

[Theland1]

Hello Pickle, hope you are better now. PM me anytime.