wouldnt it be great to be perfect !!!

[luckyman]

has anyone noticed a certain person on ab only relies to posts...but ive yet to see that person post a question themselves...just thinking why wouldnt that person post? unless they are perfect!!!!!!!!!!

[Ethel]

Hurrah!

We are all perfect.

In our own way

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Ethel, if I were a fellah I'd be setting my cap at your feet. You're perfect in my eyes. (Wouldn't want to step on Mr. Ethel's toes though). My kinda woman!

OOerrr .... my kinda woman if I wasn't a woman myself ...... you know what I mean Ethel (lol).

What I'd like to know though, is ................ What was the question that got removed!!! :o)

[Octavius]

190 questions??? Blimey pickle, did you not get any education at school?

[Ethel]

It was a duplicate question, chappie. When the site was glitchie and nothing seemed to post.

[jno]

I've asked 39 questions, mostly about how to get my stoopid computer to work properly, so I'm non-perfect. On the other hand, I don't abuse people who do post answers on my threads.

[Ethel]

jno - every one is perfect.

Except those who post stupid threads just to get a reaction.

[jno]

I post threads to get answers, so actually, I really only want perfect replies (and usually get them, what's more). So for me, 'perfect' isn't an accusation but an expression of gratitude. Anyway, I always appreciate your posts, Ethel, despite your regrettable habit of overposting and then blaming it on AB's perfect system..

[lajohn]

Ethel - I'm always appreciative of your very helpful answers, keep them comming.

I think someone woke up with green eyes this morning, don't mind them.

[lajohn]

'coming'

[Gromit]

There is no need for the majority of questions. The questioner could normally find the answer they require by simply googling it.

When I have nothing better to do, I like googling someone's question and supplying the definitive answer. This usually takes about 4 seconds, but the impression it leaves is that I am clever.

Answers are far more helpful than questions.

[Ethel]

Awwww, shucks

[jno]

there are lots of Ethels out there, of course, some only thinly disguised

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Law/Question597 069.html

[Robinia]

ooh, I almost slipped up this morning & asked a question after a 4 & half month gap...

♫...I'm just too good to be true...
Can't take my eyes off-a me....♫

[mrs.chappie]

What a daft rule this "overposting" rule is. How can you overpost informative, clever answers? Now Chatterbank - yes, I can understand why posters get pulled off there for overposting. Most of it is drivel, including my own input.

But Ethel overposting? Never!!!!

[jno]

purely a technical fault, mrs chappie, I was just kidding - sometimes the system just posts something 2 or 3 times even when you've only pushed the button once; then to cover its own confusion and save face it bans the lot and hopes nobody will notice.

[Lakitu]

I like Ethel too, I want her to be my auntie LOL :o) x

[mrs.chappie]

Oh I see, thanks for clarifying that jno. Thought it meant someone was submitting too many posts over a short period of time!

A problem I often have with AB is that it just won't load - not at all, and I have to close down the puter and restart it!

[sexy,russian]

I do both about equally. I think it's good to only answer people's questions. Shows you're not selfish but I do like to ask questions too

[lajohn]

i know it is wrong but i do enjoy taking the peiss out on some questions, especially the nonsensical types. for those of you who might come across them, i ask your forgiveness in advance. :-)

[MAD BUTCHER]

Well I for one think ethel is a right tvvat, all he does is sit at the computer all day in the hop of being first to answer. He then fires aff a load of drivel but because its quick people think he is clever.