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well just rang up docs to book my smear for this morning and heard receptionaist shouting 'can ....do smears now, you sure thats ok?, well just see how it goes' My god she's gonna butcher me
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was shocked and a little ashamed that, until I heard Ben Elton's seriously funny 'smear' routine, I didn't actually know what was involved.
Even with two sisters and three daughters I was of the opinion that it was a quick swipe with a cotton wool ball, and 'Examine that ...'.
Apparently (and I suppose why would I know?) it involves a device the size and dimensions of a Ford Cortina, which they keep in the chiller cabinet. Once 'in place' retractable teetch come out ... ladies, you know the rest!
Hope it goes well 4get - lie back and think of George Clooney!
Even with two sisters and three daughters I was of the opinion that it was a quick swipe with a cotton wool ball, and 'Examine that ...'.
Apparently (and I suppose why would I know?) it involves a device the size and dimensions of a Ford Cortina, which they keep in the chiller cabinet. Once 'in place' retractable teetch come out ... ladies, you know the rest!
Hope it goes well 4get - lie back and think of George Clooney!
Andy , a smear is one thing women have to endure , and Ford shiny vehicle with doors open ...yes . When I needed the surgical team ...yes team....to see inside the baby flat they said it would be a small camera inserted and biopsys taken . Ha .... I thought they had sent in a BBC cameraman in , complete with all his wires , and the DIY sos team to strip the wallpaper samples , meanwhile displaying the flats interior on 4 screens around the room , just so everyone got a good look !!!