piles

[stewardsons]

what is piles? my dad told me its bum grapes but what are they?

[natalie_1982]

http://hemorrhoids.allbio.org/ I don't know too much about them either, but you made me laugh so much with your Q I had to find out for you! Bum grapes, that's going to tickle me all day.

[natalie_1982]

Oh and I must warn you that apparently that link has links to photos. I'm in two minds whether to look. I've just eaten.

[natalie_1982]

Jesus Christ, I looked and I am never going to strain again. For the love of God, don't look at the photos on the 4th link .... hahaha try and resist. Am going to be sick now, tada.

[jamestate]

Why did your Dad say they were called 'bum grapes'? I find this strange. Does your Dad like normal grapes?

[Kay]

OO oww ouch,They burn,itch,bleed and really DO look like a bunch of grapes! I've had mine since having my 1st baby way back in the 70's. When they "POP OUT" I just shove em back up again. LOL.

[stewardsons]

when i was young my dad always used to bend over and ask me to pick the grapes and see if they tasted good. now i have read this i feel sick and will never look at my dad in the same way again.

[stewardsons]

FINA - you are one sick *.*.*.*

[georgit79]

Oh Jesus! natalie_1982, you say 'don't look at the photos in the 4th link', so what do I do? Scuse me, just off to lose my lunch..

[natalie_1982]

It had to be done tho georgit, I couldn't resist.

[georgit79]

But I actually did nearly lose my lunch. I wonder if piles are to be expected afte childbirth? If so, I'm adopting!

[natalie_1982]

I second that. Jesus, I'm not adopting. I'm celibate. I'm not even having sex to take that chance.