most shallow reason to brake up with someone

[ooh-la-la]

i once didn't go on a third date with a guy as he took longer to park his car than my mum! how about you? and do you regret it now?

[mccfluff]

neighbourhood watch??

my fave is littlechef

[Davethedog]

Salla

Don-Key? Rubber Johnnie?

Do tell

[bobjugs12]

What am I down as fluffy?

[Bbbananas]

Don-key Dave & Don-key Darren - not as in Don Quixote (neither are Spanish) but because they were both hung like a donkey... ;-)

Neighbourhood Watch - a neighbour across the way that I had a crush on for years.... (he married my best friend last year - but she does know all about 'it'..! We've always shared...)

Rubber Johnnie (as well as Captain Pugwash is my nickname for my BF) - the rubber being when he is in all his 'wet weather' gear

Comprendez vous?!!!

[mccfluff]

you're jimbob

[stonekicker]

i dumped someone because:
a) he was called graeme (known as grem!)
b) he was as tall as i am (and that's short for a bloke)
c) my mother liked him (definate no no)
d) he was a sap

shallow - but he was loaded! instead i married the penniless mr kicker, and things have stayed that way for the last 17 years....but he is v. sexy! x

[Davethedog]

Oui

I guessed Don-key - I didn't think it had anything to do with windmills but had much to do with tilting.

[Bbbananas]

Oh yes Dave, the angle is tres importante....!!

[horselady]

His name was David and he turned up one night with a pair of his mum's red shoes that he wanted me to wear :-(

[DEN53]

When I was 16, I was at the cinema with my blind date - I went to the loo and never returned. He was so fcuking ugly.

[ooh-la-la]

lol! Den, i did the same thing after he spent the whole movie trying to get into my knickers! he he! there's some really good answers here but i wanna hear more from the guys. I think there're more shallow than us girls! he he!

[Eve]

Not so much dumped but no second date for the guy who took me on a coffee date in Starbucks and had a glass of milk, I know he was American but still! No regrets.

Similarly the guy who had a few too many and got a little cheeky at the end of the night when I was decided not up for any of that with him, definitely no regrets!

[Woody23]

Because she was Welsh...

[Garmard]

I once knew someone who got dumped because he gave her...........the flu!!
Seriously?

[Prudie]

Because he gave me a card and wrote Merry Kissmas. Yeuk.

[Woody23]

Because she kept a raccoon in her handbag...

[Prudie]

Hello Woody, nice avatar,,looks like there's no brain in there!

[Woody23]

Hello Purrdie. Long time...

[Woody23]

She farted whilst i was indulging in some "downstairs" tongue action :(

[Stephen_G]

I once got canned by Dear John for "Being too much like my ex-fiancé" She didn't have the b@lls to tell me she was piping off a bloke who lived in the same street..... I let her best mate tell me that a few weeks later.