Do you have this problem?

[Dris]

Senior medical researchers have discovered a worrying trend since the World Cup fixtures were announced -

Apparently, over-consumption of Lager can lead to reduction in the size of the penis. the doctors are not sure how widespread the problem is yet so they have asked anyone whose penis is less than 3 inches long to display a white flag with a red cross on it on their cars and vans.

Is this a problem in Scotland?

[Dris]

Not a problem in Scotland to my knowledge - for obvious reasons;)

[NoMercy]

Jeez... there are a lot of guys in Bromsgrove with small willies.

[Dris]

Laying off the lager then or just not flying the flag??

[Dris]

Have they got flags on their cars NoM ? ;)

[Queely]

Just off to find out the time of the next train to Edinburgh!

[NoMercy]

They all seem to be driving around with 2 flags on their cars. That's not good, surely?

[Dris]

hahahahaha nice one Queely :)

[redman41]

I have Carlsberg Tatooed on my Willy and every time England score it reads 'Probably the biggest Willy in the World'.....:-)

[joeluke]

....and women drivers displaying England flags on their cars?........

[askyourgran]

Hope it gets further than the pr when they play agan, red.

[joeluke]

Blackwall tunnel methinks

[piggynose]

so i assume over consumption of guinness, cider, bitter, etc will not affect our members then?

[rowanwitch]

Oh dear housemate has just bought a pair of england flags with the liverpool badge in one quarter, cos of the captain... I'd better dispose of them I think...

[redman41]

Tell housemate to drink plenty of Carlsberg rowan and everything will be fine :-)

[alavahalf]

I dont see this affliction crossing north of the border ... not unless they start playing football in Scotland..!

[Dris]

Nice one peeps -all taken in the spirit it was intended :) xx

[sad old git]

Mine's almost invisible, does that mean I have to stop drinking altogether!!?

[Mamyalynne]

Nay wouldn`t bother sog, they are overrated anyway. Like I said to the guy who flashed me last week "It loks like a penis only smaller"!