I was reading an article that says if you wait until later in life to have sex you would be happier, I'm a 50 year old virgin, I'm a farmer and I've never had relations with a woman, when I was younger I was too busy with the farm but now I'm past my prim

[Desperate-SamI]

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[Desperate-SamI]

when I was younger I was too busy with the farm but now I'm past my prime and not much to look at, mind you I;m no dog either, a farm accident in my early teens left me with a prosthetic ares but I still have my own hair and teeth, I also have a big mole on my face and that makes me look distinguished. Women these days are not interested in being a farmers wife, they're all looking for 50 shades of grey, I do hear them in the village talk about it but there's not much of that out here in the sticks,
There's a woman at mass, I like her child bearing hips but I'm too shy to talk to her, I thought I might text her. I worry I'll never find a mate and will die without experiencing the joy of the sex, has anyone any advice for me?

[inamuddle1]

Get out there and wear it well. Have fun. Flirt with ladies, dont be shy to get a knock back or two, you will succeed. Have fun. Enjoy yurself Mr. Let the good times roll.

[Desperate-SamI]

I wish I was confident enough to flirt with the women, no, i cant do it I'm just not brave enough to do that, I'll be laughed at I'm sure.

[Desperate-SamI]

even my mother used to say, "the sheep wouldn't even have you" That scarred me and sapped my confidence.

[Mosaic]

Well lordy lordy. Who would ever have thought of a newly created accout posing a question, to be followed by a newly created account giving us a useful commercial link.

Reported. You, your mole and your online shop.

[sandyRoe]

"The sheep wouldn't even have you." Did you try the sheep? you never know

[Mosaic]

I'm sure baabara would be keen on you....

[factor-fiction]

>a farm accident in my early teens left me with a prosthetic ares

Is that a typo, Sam1?

[razza]

This has got to be a urine extraction

[sandyRoe]

Could you find someone to deliver a message to her before Mass? Something cryptic like,'Barkiss is willing', should pique her curiosity.

[sir.prize]

Come on Desperate-Saml- GIVE US MORE, LOTS MORE

This is what is great about AB - the strange ones are always the best.

[Prudie]

Oooh yes, give me more, give me more. Afternoon delight and all that

[beso]

Scientific research has shown that people who don't have sex by the age of 25 rarely come to sensible terms with it.

It is like language in children who grow up in complete isolation until the age of seven. If you don't learn it at the age when your body is ready then the time has passed and the potential to make the particular neural connections atrophies.

[happyone2]

Your point ???

[lady-janine]

for goodness sake you must have some sheep in the area who have wide lamb bearing hips. don't be afraid. just approach her in the right way and she's yewes.

[pizza]

If none of your sheep fancy you try Wales lol

[Old-Pedro]

you are not past your prime at 50. your just reaching it