Guys... - office flirting

[LostStar]

What's the sexiest thing a girl could do at work in the office - to show she is interested...? What's sure to get your attention? (-for the right reasons!)

[stewey]

This might work, LostStar. Attach a pencil sharpener to , I assume, his desk, Then keep on going over to his desk to insert pencils, long ones, and sharpen them turning the crank of the sharpener at various speeds, then withdraw them, lick the top, and nonchalantly amble back to your desk.

[LostStar]

Ha! that made me chuckle. But he might think i have a fetish for pencils...

[stewey]

Yes, he might. However, what is of paramount importance here is the fact that he has noticed you and that there is an aura of fetishness surrounding you............The pencil stuff you can work out later.

[curlyfilm]

a flash of cleavage or stocking with a knowing smile

[Skreecheeboy]

Take him by the tie, drag him into the stationery cupboard and then have your wicked way with him. Men are simple creatures....

[LostStar]

Skreecheeboy i can totally imagie that ;) and i would be more than happy to just concentrate my efforts on what is usually hidden under the desk...! today i was just like a school girl with a crush... i'm totally smitten.

Next: how do you discreetly find out if someones single without asking them or telling the whole workplace?

[curlyfilm]

just in passing conversation, ask them what they doing the weekend, etc, if they have another "half" it will probably come out

[-Zorro-]

bend over

[LostStar]

Thing is, we work shift patterns... i am working this wkend and i hope he is too! But where i work, when people are doing wkend shifts, they work during the day and go out ****** at night...(and i can't really invite myself along!) but thanks for the suggestion! :)

[curlyfilm]

mmmmm i'm sure there is a way, perhaps try going with some one else?