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Who wants to go out with me ? I am good-looking beyond belief, have pots of money, a heart of gold, and a Lotus Exige.
No time-wasters please.
crete, you keep that taxi ticking over at Glasgee station because I may get no takers here.
No time-wasters please.
crete, you keep that taxi ticking over at Glasgee station because I may get no takers here.
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OK, I'm into the Lotus Exige (after all, I do have a Fiat Trofeo, in pale metallic green), what a match eh ? Do you think they would get on well together ?
Chillies at dawn eh ? Who on earth is this Dawn anyway ? Have we met her yet ?
I just love the thought of your heart of gold but I must tell you that I don't really care for the pot of money (I've got plenty of that sort of stuff here already)....
OK, I'm into the Lotus Exige (after all, I do have a Fiat Trofeo, in pale metallic green), what a match eh ? Do you think they would get on well together ?
Chillies at dawn eh ? Who on earth is this Dawn anyway ? Have we met her yet ?
I just love the thought of your heart of gold but I must tell you that I don't really care for the pot of money (I've got plenty of that sort of stuff here already)....
whiffey - I feel like we are already a couple - i mean i spend all my time with you anyway as I watch you from my bedroom window, with my telescope.
and when you are not in, i watch the footage of the cameras i have installed in your house - just for your safety, so i can check your ok of course, nothing weird like, so i am with you all the time really.
the pizzas and taxis i send to you door is just so that i can get a better view of your dreamy face when the curtains are drawn. it also makes for clearer photos to add to my shrine.
and intercepting your mail just makes me feel closer to you.
i look after you, my BB gun keeps unwanted visitors from disturbing you...they don't come-a-calling again thats for sure
so you see you are not single at all, i am with you with every breath you take, i'll be watching you...our song of course.
and when you are not in, i watch the footage of the cameras i have installed in your house - just for your safety, so i can check your ok of course, nothing weird like, so i am with you all the time really.
the pizzas and taxis i send to you door is just so that i can get a better view of your dreamy face when the curtains are drawn. it also makes for clearer photos to add to my shrine.
and intercepting your mail just makes me feel closer to you.
i look after you, my BB gun keeps unwanted visitors from disturbing you...they don't come-a-calling again thats for sure
so you see you are not single at all, i am with you with every breath you take, i'll be watching you...our song of course.