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[whiffy]

Who wants to go out with me ? I am good-looking beyond belief, have pots of money, a heart of gold, and a Lotus Exige.

No time-wasters please.

crete, you keep that taxi ticking over at Glasgee station because I may get no takers here.

[Theland]

Well I'm not busy on Saturday?

[dontask]

what sort of rubbish is this at your time of life why do you need to date ???

[Theland]

Guess what we'll talk about?

[Theland]

What time of life? Are you continent?

[dontask]

whiffy i asked you to leave the room you smell of wee

[dot.hawkes]

hey dontask are you from the US cos you sound it, my daughter is 22 and i just asked her does she date and she said no she's not a geeky prom queen

[dontask]

good for you

[whiffy]

Tell you what, you just chat amongst yourselves. It does however leave me without someone to love, someone to greet me on Platform 1 at Glasgow station, and then to lead me to an international bistro. A Glasgow international bistro.

[dot.hawkes]

Oh whiffey soz, what colour is the lotus

[prattler]

Well I live 15 miles outside Glesgi and I love Central Station.The only thing is we absolutely MUST visit the 80s pub The Reflex.It's a real dealbreaker if you wont:-(

[whiffy]

I live 465 miles outside Glasgee. I am never sure whether Rangers or Celtic are the greater Jessies. So many doubts after Shap Summit. Was it right to run electric trains into Scottyland ?

[Redbel]

Evenin all.....

Hello Whiffey.......I'll go out with you....but not sure if you'd like it where I live.....I could show you around Matthew Street....erm...can't think of anything else at the min........but meet me on Platform 4 Lime Street Station at 12 on Saturday....

[Theland]

Redbel! You secretive scouse git! I might live next door to you!

[Redbel]

lol Theland.......if I look out my window right now.....you wave ok......

[Theland]

You're on!

[Redbel]

Theland.....I can see you.......but get that Everton flag out of your window......grrrr ....... ;-)

[efc]

Whats wrong with an Everton flag??? : )

[Redbel]

Oh soz efc....nothing honest.......lol......my dad was a supporter btw.....and so are my bros.....hmmmm.....not sure if that's good or bad....

*runs for cover*.... :)

[whiffy]

Hello, cooeee !!! We are not talking about football clubs here, whether or not the Everton Woopsies could beat the Liverpool Limpwrists, we are talking getting a date for me, so kindly sod off and go shopping in Waitrose.

[efc]

It's gotta be good cos we need all the support we can get! Can't be my flag you can see either cos i live 230 miles away from there!