anyone want a date?

[branchinghen]

Must be female, between 18-24 and dress size must not be double fugures, stephen xxx PS no gingers

[~max~]

ROFL!!!

Good luck....

(PS: it's "figures")

[tiny e.a]

You want to go out with triple figured women?! Sick.

[ummmm]

And you came to AB looking for a date....

you nutter :-)

[Goodsoulette]

no double figures so size 0 2 4 6 8 ....lovely.

I got a chicken carcus in my fridge if you want it.

[johnlambert]

July 28th 1693, thats a date,
here's a 2nd date
January 3rd 1979

[stewey]

Do I want a date?.......nah, thanks anyway. However I am rather partial to fig-newtons if you have any spare ones.

[branchinghen]

About that chicken carcus i would be intrested but ill need to try and not microwave this one so long as i forgot microwaves cook from the inside.

[~max~]

Sensitive AND clever! You're quite the catch, you! lol

[branchinghen]

ehhhhh hello is there some fault with AB because i dont seem to be getting any replies, must be a technical fault but im sure the boffins will fix it.

[crete]

branch. just hang on the abers are queuing up to find you a date.

[funkymoped]

dilemma... what if her dress size was a 10 but her jeans size was 8 ! ! ! ! !

no gingers..... would rich tea fingers do it for you ???
:-)

[stewey]

You're right, crete. I can plainly see the queue from my vantage point and there appears to be a whole lot of pushing and shoving and kicking of shins going on...........ah, I see what's happening now: the person at the front of the queue is struggling to get into position number two, and the second person is having none of that nonsense:)

[branchinghen]

funky moped i suppose you are close enough to the criteria so youve past to the elimination stage, now stop playing hard to get and come across with your digits!

[ummmm]

hahaha Funky tripod.....!!!!

I think he likes the sound of you....pmsl

[crete]

bedlam has broken out in the A B queuing system, police have been allerted, a close one there stewey.

[branchinghen]

ok im allowing up to a size 12

[crete]

oh. me me me me me me me .

[stewey]

The Bobbys went and walloped all two members of the queue viciously about the head, and they was taken away by ambi. Now we are back where we started: queueless in AB land.

[branchinghen]

apply with your bebo names only plz, and doesnt matter if your ginger , doesnt matter what size or age..........................................iv had to lower my standards a bit, im not getting as many replies as i thought i would.

[~max~]

Ooooh I can play then? I'm as low-standard as humanly possible, bottom of the barrel, me. My friends call me "Ginger Whale", funny enough!
No, really.