How should i ask him not do this.....!

[Lorzy Lor]

Hey! This is quite embarasing, but i have no idea how to adress this the man! So, i have noticed that my hubby has been 'sorting himself out' in the night/mornings (i have no problem with this) however, i do have a problem with him not using the duvet cover and not a tissue.... ewwww!

How should i address this with out causing an argument? Was thinking of saying something like this....
'sweets, erm, i've put some tissues in your bed side table, so when your having a play could you use them instead of the sheets please?'

Any advice? Much appreciated!

:)

[sqad617]

velvetee....LOL LOL...you seemed to have answered that question.....LOL...LOL

"Bunk up" LOL

[paraffin]

I just cannot take any of this seriously !

Velvetee has certainly got a very fertile imagination !!!

Not quite April Fools Day, yet though ?

[stompe]

Give him a condom,when he is just about to come,pull the teat about 9inches from his helmet let go,that should cure him!{:)

[20SilkCut]

Paraffin....somehow i think Velvetee was being very serious!
Its really not uncommon for men to do what her partner does!!

[Velvetee]

Yes I really am being serious.

[phillipa.d]

Hello everyone!

Hey Lorzy - what do you mean? How do I ASK him about this?? I wouldn't be asking anything - I'd be F@$KING TELLING him - Stop doing it, you dirty B*$TARD.

Lol at Stompe :-)

[B00]

phillipa.d's answer just made me snort coffee over my laptop trying not to laugh....excellent!

Now ive a sticky keyboard....

(there goes the double entrendres again)

[sqad617]

Well, I am with paraffin.....to a certain extent here.

20 SilkCut.......masturbation is not uncommon, particularly seeing you partner take of her underwear or feel he "parts" in a salacious manner in front of you, but this messing up sheets, duvets, underwear (men and womens) can sutely be avoided.

[phillipa.d]

:-)

[20SilkCut]

Sure sqad...but its different 'strokes' for different 'folks' ;-0
.... not everyone is turned on by the same things....(thank goodness....life would get very boring!!!) lol

[sqad617]

phillipa....well said. Now put your clothes on and go back home. LOL

[gelda]

This is some topic eh!! quite entertaining though :}

[sqad617]

20Silk....yes I agree.....strokes......folks........

But the end result is the same and it is the delivery of the end result that is questionable..Come on...........try tissues.

[brenda]

Think that anyone who feels the need to spread bodily fluids in someone elses clothes or the duvet must be a complete and utter w**ker.Ugh.

[shaking]

Buy him a blow up doll.

[Velvetee]

He does say he also uses my trainer sports socks too, but have found no evidence of this yet.

Perhaps tissue isn't absorbant enough for copious amounts, and just ends up more messy. I guess he could get himself a "wa nk rag" specifically for the job, instead of using clothing.

[lilsecret]

What a topic!!! My flabber is truly gasted.

[phillipa.d]

Seriously, I'd tell him straight. "Wanna w@nk in my linen? How about I sh!t in your pyjamas?"

On my way, Squad...

[lil75]

Tell him to put a sock over it whilst in the act ;o)

[gossipgirl]

next time pretend to wipe your nose on his pillow or his side of the bed, when hes there. When he asks why did you do that just say he's wipeing his bodily fluids on the bed and so your doing the same. if he suggest using a tissue tell him to do the same. lol