How should i ask him not do this.....!

[Lorzy Lor]

Hey! This is quite embarasing, but i have no idea how to adress this the man! So, i have noticed that my hubby has been 'sorting himself out' in the night/mornings (i have no problem with this) however, i do have a problem with him not using the duvet cover and not a tissue.... ewwww!

How should i address this with out causing an argument? Was thinking of saying something like this....
'sweets, erm, i've put some tissues in your bed side table, so when your having a play could you use them instead of the sheets please?'

Any advice? Much appreciated!

:)

[gossipgirl]

LMAO phillipd. love it

[Lorzy Lor]

Hahahahaaaa, loved all of your answers! Classic! Made me laugh my head off! Thanks everyone!!!

So i mentioned it last night (had a glass of wine for dutch currage first) So i just asked him in the future, if he wants to pleasure himself, could he not use the bed linen. He looked so shocked! It was so funny! He claimed he had no idea that he'd done it......ermmmmm....righty ho.....surely 37 is too old for wet dreams???? He was sorry and it wouldnt happen again! His face was a picture, faining inocence! Classic! Also mentioned i'd put tissues in his draw - he looked so shamed! Hahahahaaaa!

Reading through your answers has made me realise i'd rather that than my clothes, but hey, what ever floats your boat..... Velvetee, you do make me giggle!

SO fingers crossed this doesnt happen again, but hey, we'll see, next time, i'm going to get him to wash the sheets.......! oooo yes, and if it does do it again, i'm going to bring in the 'w@nky-blanky', (velvetee, thats my name for the w@nk rag) let see what he makes of that!

Still giggling now!!! Hope you all have a good wkend!

xxx

[gonzo00]

velvetee girl...you need to lose this guy..i just been reading what he's been doing with your kecks and trainer socks...WTF?..now don't get me wrong,i'm a bit of a perv meself..but thats f**king disgusting...f**king animal..and you put up with it???????

[ParkChoi]

100% in agreement with phillipa.d

[DEN53]

rub his nose in it !!

[MangoPete]

Dear Lrzy Lor,
I have 5 sons 22 - 14 NONE of them nor / would EVER do THAT.
I read it out to the 20 and 22 year olds to their horror filthy B etc etc...she should give him a slap.
was their retort.
On what does he wipe his bum after a #2?

Seriously get him to wash the duvet cover AND inform him that it is not acceptable.

If it is a trun on thing (some people apparently have come towels or sex blankets they don't wash. Suggest he gets one of these and wash it himself .
No no Nooo dirty monkey!

[doomey!]

take a dump on the duvet that should sort him out.

[Lord Unstone]

Whaddya want lady? At least he is shooting his load at home, not in some floozy from the office. I reckon it is you who should take him in hand, if you are not letting him have his married rights. Sounds like a decent bloke to me.

[Lorzy Lor]

Lord Unstone - trust me, he has should have no issues about how much i sort him out, any bloke would be over the moon. I am VERY generous, i have had the convo with ALOT of women/men, and they all think i'm too giving.......

He is a decent bloke, just a little careless at times. Sounds like your a sh*t if you think that doing that kind of thing is ok.