Jacksprat and Condom are at/have been at university!!!
Jesus Christ on a bike - are our learning establishments really that bad that they will take any old Tom, Dick or Harry now?
Come on then chaps, what Mickey Mouse course are you on/have you been on?
Medya Studies perhaps, or Sociology, or that great pseudo intellectual course, Psychology?
No, really - gaining a place at university was once a source of pride because one had done well at A Level (when they were hard) and one went to a proper university and not a jumped up Polytechnic. New Labour's obsession with ensuring every student obtains eleventeen A Levels at Grade A and a degree in some pointless subject has massively devalued both the A Level and many degrees.