how can i ask an older lady for sex

[hermansmad]

im 19 shes 29, she comes to my house to cut my hair and we flirt a little but nothing serious idk how to get the ball rolling i really like her and we have some of the same issues

[mike11111]

"Fancy a sh*g?", used to work for me sometimes. Other times not, though.

[B00]

You want just sex with her??

If she's single, ask her out for a drink if you want a relationship. If you're after just sex, i'd wait till after she's cut your hair before you ask her for a knee trembler, I imagine scissors cutting the end of your ears off hurts somewhat.

[Sqad]

BOO...."knee trembler?"........how does a Rawtenstall high born lady know of such terms?

[Ankou]

you obviously haven't go what it takes herman. mostly it is the older women asking me.

[Count-A-Strong]

She's a hairdresser. It's part of her job description to flirt. You could try asking her on a date, as a starter.

[B00]

ahhh well see, i aint from Rawtenstall, that'll be why :-)

[Sqad]

herman...I agree with mike, but being a little more sophisticated than the said gent, I would ask her for her mobile and indulge in cybersex to start with and then when she is "gagging " for you (after about 3 texts) then move in with Mike´s suggestion.

[hermansmad]

idk what a knee trembler is and shes offerd for me to come to her house sometime to talk about stuff and i would like a relationship

[Ankou]

yeah but then thats the cost of a home visit haircut 'and' 3 text messages.

just cut to the chase. if you don't ask, you don't get.

[Ankou]

just suggest going for a drink then.

[Sqad]

herman....remember one of sqad´s aphorisms

"If it is easy to get, it is not worth having"..............unless it is the only ball game in town.LOL

[B00]

I'd imagine he already has her mobile number....

Seriously, i'd ask her out for a drink first, for all you know she's just being polite as you're paying her for a service (steady!) she might just see you as a client she has to slap the "happy face" on for.

Sending her texts, out of the blue, in a sexual nature, will probably freak her out and result in you having to have a pony tail when she refuses to come to your house anymore.

And...she's 29, you sure she'll be interested in a boy of 19?

[Count-A-Strong]

Well what are you waiting for. Get in there.

[sara3]

are you house-bound?

[mike11111]

Well thank you Sqad for calling me unsophisticated! I'll have you know that I was very well brung up and edewcated. You've really hurt my feelings! BTW, forgot to mention that my original suggestion as a chat-up line had a success rate of 1 in 1000 (and the 1 was p!ssed!)

[Sqad]

mike...LOL LOL

[Ankou]

still a good sta though mike. at least you've done it at least once, unlike some people............

herman, i think your attention grabbing title is a wind up.

[hermansmad]

shes become more like a family friend she usually doesnt get paid im geting vibes from her every time we talk thanks for the advice guys

[Ankou]

oh god, don;t bring vibes into it.