Make sure he takes his kids with him. Then you will start to live. You can oversleep, no morning fry-ups spattering on you & your hair smelling of bacon. Slob & take 2hours applying lippy. Play your fav CDs full blast, outstretch on sofa with lappy, winding us up with boxes of chocs at arms length, cat keeping your toes warm. Bottle-o-Baileys (we all need caffeine) & spliffs (everything looks good thru smoke). Switch off phone - you dont want him crawling back with his farty skid pants & cheesy socks. The remote is all yours, drool over the boy bands and fit blokes on Armani advert. You can do it again 2moro, day after & ever so long as you dont let another man in your home.