Learn how to corrupt, lie, cheat, steal from financial institutions and basicaly bullsh1t and blagg your way through your working day!!! Better still go to university study law and become a solicitor first as they teach all of the above {and more} this will then give you a great platform and be a great stepping stone into becoming a stockbroker and if all else fails become a member of any of the main 3 political parties become your local MP and if you are really really good at cheating, lying corruption and bullsh1tting you will become prime minister and never have to get a real job ever again and can earn the same money in one month as some us working in the city!!