It was my birthday today--

[lindylou16]

And my husband "God bless him" bought me a new belt and bag.

The Hoover works fine now

[boxtops]

Happy birthday! That's better than the carving knife I got bought one year...

[lardhelmet]

Perhaps you could ask him to demonstrate how the hoover works now it's got its new bits (perhaps a test drive round the lounge)!

[benny3008]

You say that like its not your birthday anymore, its not past midnight yet and even when midnight is here, you would say 'it was my birthday yesterday'......so.....the title to this question makes no sense. sorry to be so pedantic. :-)

[lindylou16]

What fetch him from the pub --- Never

[lindylou16]

Sorry Benny but he has gone out now and he thinks he will give me a present in bed tonight !In his dreams"