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[sexymama2]

I dated a guy for 5yrs, 2mths to our wedding l caught him with a girl having sex.I told him its over, he pleaded n pleaded even my mum plead on his behalf n he promised nt to do it again ever. We got married barely 3mths after after d wedding he started having affairs, l did everything in my power to satisfy him sexually, make him happy n even sending love messages by text n letters, despite dat am aware he is cheating on me bt its all in vain,.in 2008 l gave birth to our daughter,l thot it will make him happy n he will stop since he is now a father bt l was wrong, he got worst, he starts bringing the ladies home when am nt around n take dem to our neighbour home wen l am home. As if that was nt enough, he don't take care of me or his daughter, he don't gives allowance nt even cash for home up keep, he is bossy n worst of all he starts taking vigra. My marriage will b 7yrs dis year n my daughter is 4yrs, l don't want her to grown up in a place like dis bc l get angry, upset, scare n disappointed. My family said l should forgv n stay wit him, how long will l do dat. My family said am leaving bc am beautiful n bc men r after me bt am tired of dis man called husband. Advice pls

[woofgang]

just joined, first question, txtspk

looks like a duck walks like a duck and goes quack.....

[Sqad]

woofy....LOL

[Kiki-frog]

Stuff it then, I'm fed up with being nice to people! I'm going for that cheeky tipple Smowball started talking about.

[MASS1961]

At least this one's got some punctuation, quite refreshing, however poor the language is, street/text it's awful.

[madmaggot]

Bin him!!!
Then concentrate on building a life for you and your daughter.

[pastafreak]

I love the use of 'dis',dem, and 'dat'.......

;-0

[pastafreak]

hmmm...the good punctuation along with the text speak should be another giveaway...

[shoota]

Perzackly Pasta

[DTCwordfan]

En raison d'un ennui imminente, Kiki, un rafraîchissement langue peu sur un après-midi, ce vendredi soir

[DTCwordfan]

So your reasoning that this is trollish, sqad?

[DTCwordfan]

Maybe it's B00's April spoof except she has the date wrong by two days. They say she is a sexy mamma......

[B00]

Escuse me?

[tenrec]

I've been drinking, but even I don't type and talk like that! Owls?

[craft1948]

Don't you just love Fridays................

[rov1100]

Find yourself another bloke while you are still young. Some fellers will take on responsibility for a child when its still young but as it gets older they won't touch you with a barge poll.

[Kiki-frog]

Et l'ennui imminente, DT..... c'est parce-que vous-etes... un mouton?

(Sorry, I always get ancestrally maudlin on a Friday night after a glass or two of vin rouge.)