I Love The Man In The Mirror

[BeneFlenedas]

But he hates me. My dream is to marry him. How do I approach him?

[dannyk13]

Do stop posting silly questions please.

[BeneFlenedas]

Its not silly, I really love him. He's handsome

[Ken4155]

No matter how you approach him. He will always see you coming.

[dannyk13]

Best advice is see a psychiatrist.

[Ken4155]

Better still, get one of those fairground mirrors that distort images. Then you won't be so besotted with him.

[BeneFlenedas]

Psychiatrists speak nonsense so no thanks.

[Tilly2]

Have you spoken to him?

[dannyk13]

So are you a psychiatrist?

[BeneFlenedas]

Yes, he was a nice guy until I borrowed and ate his pudding without permission. Now he hates me.

[BeneFlenedas]

Is this a trick question?

[Tilly2]

I'll leave you to it, Danny. :-)

[ToraToraTora]

Narcissus is a member! PMSL!

[1ozzy]

I'm just glad I don't have to wash your underpants TTT.
You really need to find a way to control your bladder.

[BeneFlenedas]

What is a TTT? Toilet?

[Barsel]

I like quite a few of Michael Jacksons songs.

[aelmpvw]

where's PP when you need him?

[Ken4155]

You may love the man in your mirror, but you'd be in total awe of the man in my mirror.

[StyleMonkey]

Like when a parrot sees its reflection in the mirror and says "Who's a pretty boy then?". This is something you might want to address before you get an addiction for crackers.

[pastafreak]

Google "sologamy"
Seems more common in women...not legal anywhere, but go on. I say go for it. Maybe he'll learn to love you. If not, at least there's no messy divorce.

[StyleMonkey]

Self love is important but not at the risk of delusion.