Whats the worst thing your children have done?!

[tigwig]

I have had a nightmare weekend due to my 4yr old and her 5yr old cousin getting up to mischief!
Me and Mr tigwig were on a course Saturday so our daughter stopped at my sisters and both girls were well behaved apart from tipping some children's mouthwash down the sink that was brand new! All was well until I got her home later that afternoon. Without warning she threw up everywhere
then seconds later again and again getting worse everytime. After the 3rd time she suddenly announced that the mouthwash hadn't been tipped down the sink but she had drunk 'alot of it'! I thought oh sh*t and phoned nhs direct whilst cleaning her up. I was put straight through to the nurse and she contacted the poisons dept who got back to me instructing us to go straight to A&E. We did and she was sick several times more. Eventually she was admitted to the children's ward and hooked up to a heart monitor. (I could have done with one too I think!) Apparently the flouride causes erratic heartbeat which she did have but thankfully not dangerously. We were allowed to come home in the early hours of the morning as the noise was so horrendous there with the other poor kids and the machine beeping there was no way either of us could sleep. Now she has just eaten for the first time since and is on the mend. What a weekend! She has learnt never to drink anything like that again. Have your children ever done something so stupid like that before?

[Bbbananas]

OMG - I know I shouldn't laugh, but I'm weeing myself here over Velvetee's hamster story ;-)

[tigwig]

Really? That appalled me.

[sqad617]

When I was young, i mistakenly swallowed a daffodil bulb instead of an onion.
The Dr. said "don't worry. it will come out in the spring"

[curiosity]

My daughter played hairdressers with her younger (toddler) brother and gave him a "treatment" with my Immac. The poor kid looked like some Vivien Westwood creation. Maybe thats why a few years later, he stabbed her ear with the barbeque skewer. For years I've had workmen access the walk in cupboard under my stairs (Gas, electric, plumbers etc) often spending a while doing work. When younger the kids used to play in their on occasions. It wasn't until recently I noticed some writing on one of the walls "days spent in cupboard" followed by bars counting stretches of 5 as if in a cell! I just wonder if any of them workmen seen it and what they were thinking!

[trolly61]

My son drunk pesticide for roses! Spent the whole day in A & E but he was fine

[mumkirby]

the worst thing my daughter ever did was to have me arrested for child abduction, let me explain she was 3 i was pregnant with my son and living at home with my parents, my daughter called me mummy but sometimes called my mum 'mum', we had been shopping all day and my mum went into one shop while i went into another with my daughter, she asked for another toy,( i had already spent a fortune on her that day) and i said no, she then threw herself on the floor screaming and crying and elling 'you're not my mum take me back to my mum' at this point a security gaurd came running and asked her if i was her mum to which she answered no!! he then took her hand and called for the police and told them there was a white lady (me) trying to kidnap a mixed race child ( my daughter) they turned up very quickly,but i was not allowed to talk to touch or even look at my daughter, luckily my mum came to find us and my daughter shouted 'hi mum' to which she replied' im not youre mum that is' and pointed to me this is when my daughter smiled to the police officer and said ' thats my mummy not my mum' luckily i was de-arrested and let on my way but i was soooo embarrassed we never went back to that shop again.
My daughter is 17 now and still laughs about it