Just had to share this

[Richie1976]

I've just been chatting to my mate about the weekend. We were talking about this bird and my mate said, 'I didn't realise her ass has got it's own post code'.

Heard any others?

[4getmenot]

other what? sizeist remarks?

[4getmenot]

what ?? I am chilled just want to know other what. I have heard a few in my time just some arent that funny

[4GS]

I once knew a girl who was so big that when she went on the beach 'Greenpeace' tried to throw her back in the water

[helliebobs]

I'm laughing but I'm shocked at the same time. You'd better not say that about me!

[Richie1976]

They don't have to be sizeist.

The same mate once said to a girl, 'I didn't think you could be so ugly with one head!'

[B00]

she has a backside like two badly parked Volkswagen Beetles

Quote courtesy of Rimmer, Red Dwarf.

[China Doll]

There was one doing the rounds a while a go along the lines of when you were born, the doctor slapped your mum.

[4getmenot]

nutty proffesser has alot in it

[4GS]

lol, maybe she was 3 ugly women rolled into one

[banjobabe]

Boys love big bums.


Not many men with postcodes/satelite dishes for their Knobs tho is there girls.

LOL

BB xx

[4getmenot]

here

http://www.badpets.net/Humor/LongLists/RodneyD angerfield.html

[4GS]

I was almost name 'Wednesday' because when I was born my Dad said to my Mum "Right!! that's it, let's call it a day"

[Hellyon]

Mr H and I refer to super models with short ugly husbands as 'Mops and Buckets'.
Refering to really dodgy women did she 'bark at the moon'?
"Don't know where she dug him up but you can see the spade marks"

[unrulyjulie]

oooooh Richie, you're a cheeky monkey you are! ;-)
My bottom is nicely rounded, good for sitting on i find!

[helliebobs]

^^^^^ I can vouch for that ;)

[unrulyjulie]

yep, i never got off it at your house did i ? You fed me grapes as i lay there with the remote control and the biggest bag of choccy raisins you ever did see!

[helliebobs]

It's just peachy hun! :)
Jules you know I went out on Friday? Some bloke managed to brush past me not once but twice, with his hand making some rather unneccessary contact with my bum. Now my bum is not that big and the pub was not that crowded. I saw my arse on that one, excuse the pun :)
And here's something interesting for you, if Richie doesn't mind me chatting on his thread, but my boss (blonde) just told me that apparently, millionaires leave their money to brunettes more than blondes, so go and find a rich sugar daddy sweetie, it's the way forward!

[unrulyjulie]

Richie wont mind, anyway he dont get a choice! lol hes having his lunch now anyway so cant see us! ;-)

Im sure your bottom is very touchable oh and that sticker you pinned on it saying "squeeze this�" was just asking for trouble!


Now where do i got about finding me a rich sugar daddy hun? Any ideas???

[helliebobs]

Jules, I rather think it had more to do with the chaps I was wearing, a la Christina Aguilera!