HELP! My watermelons alive!

[Ditzymarie21]

Hiya, earlier I bought a watermelon from the market and put it on the floor when I got home and noticed it rocking slightly which was strange as the house was quiet and no sign of any music or large vehicles or anything and the floor is level as I checked with my boyfriends spirit level to check I wasn't going mad! so I pushed it with the mop to inspect the outside to make sure a family of wasps, rats or voles haven't somehow got in but there are no marks whatsoever on the outside. I picked it up and immediately dropped it into the laundry basket as there was definitely an angry humming and rattling noise coming from inside the watermelon. I've now taken it out to the far side of the garden in fear in case something breaks out of it. My friend is coming over and wants to put a video camera on it, chop it with an axe and run but I'm not so sure as if there are creatures inside from other lands and we let them loose on the countryside who knows what kind of ecological mess we could cause so my question is what to do? Call the police, zooologists? What would you do?

[jackthehat]

Get a better scriptwriter, frankly......

[China Doll]

Do take photos won't you.

[gingejbee]

Milk on the cornflakes, not gin.

[sara3]

I can't imagine what you googled to end up on AB..

[Ditzymarie21]

Lol, That's what my friend said jackthehat she thinks I'm bonkers. Trimeserus definitely a watermelon as tonight we've got a hen party and I was meant to do watermelon vodka, looks like it's back to the shops to get a less angry fruit!

[redcrx]

awww, a pregnant watermelon.

[patsyann]

Definately report it to police. If the melon came from abroad you are right not to release anything.Recently I saw something similar on Tv from Australia. Cant remember what was inside but it was dangerous and they killed it with a flame thrower.

[redcrx]

i thought watermelon vodka was supposed to be done over a few days?

[Ditzymarie21]

We're going to use a vid cam chinawhite, I haven't had a drop ....YET gingebee.
When I first came here sara3 my question was about hair, this site was the 3rd q&a site then

[jackthehat]

Your 'friend' hasn't got any pet bats, has she?

[woofgang]

oh is this "lets all go over to AB and wind up the oldies" day

[Ratty2E]

I'd take it round to Shareek maybe her bats might like to eat it

[Ditzymarie21]

Patsyann That made me LOL out hard! Redcrx time is of the essence and this should've been done a few days ago like you said but we'll just have to get sozzled on this method or ditch it if it tastes pukey! Er no jackthehat????

[Ditzymarie21]

Pixi I'm not quite sure though my fruit and veg mans from pakistan but I don't think they're from there.

[redcrx]

personally, this late in the day i'd just drink the vodka

[gingejbee]

I know what you've bought. A wind-up watermelon. Didn't you get the key?

[Ditzymarie21]

I wish I could but I'm customising all the girls outfits for tonight with sequins and fake gemstones so have to remain focused otherwise I'll have 12 angry drunk women in my kitchen with wonky motiffed hen outfits!

[Ditzymarie21]

Back to the watermelon what should I do?