Fried Bread is fine as long as the fat is hot enough to seal quickly. Otherwise it just soaks up the fat.
Don't mention mushrooms to me. Tried a new fangled sachet of mushrooms for lunch today. Followed instructions, small tear in sachet where shown, in microwave for 2 minutes. Open up tear to stir, replace for another minute. Go back and find it had opted to fall over and empty all over the turntable and oven. Next one (I bought 2 sachets) it's a case of sod the instructions, it's being warmed in a dish.