"And I don't know where you get the idea that pheasant is expensive, most people I know struggle to give it away. " I wonder why, precisely my point. Anyhow, the chef doesn't come into the equation. I don't need no bleedin' "chef" (cook to the others) to enjoy a nice bit of roast beef, shoulder of lamb or even a bacon sarnie if it comes to that. The sole role of a "chef" is to make expensive sauces designed to give some kind of flavour to what would normally be regarded as tasteless and near-inedible. Oh, and charge you through the nose for the privilege.