Why Can't...

[carrust]

....women cut a slice off a loaf of bread straight...:-@

[gness]

If you want the woman who has to cut your bread for you to cut it straight then surely you have some strange need for slices of bread to be straight otherwise you would either not notice, or not care...Right?

[berniecuddles]

nice piece of cheese please ummmm

[shoota]

Not if you are an abstract postulator who postulates for amusement.

[gness]

I agree there, Shoota...but when did Arthur Mullard....sorry Rusty...become amusing?

[shoota]

Nobody said he was, merely that he was postulating for amusement.

[pixie373]

Well, i certainly can't. Is either completely on the piss, or a load of crumbs. Thankfully, they also sell it sliced:-\

[gness]

You're going back to France...when, Shoota? x

[DaisyNonna]

I can. Why not do it yourself?

[tonyav]

carrust, it would appear that you have caused a certain amount of controversy here ! lol.

[shoota]

Why's that G? XXXXX

[maggiebee]

Buy a newly baked unsliced loaf. Hand it to the assistant and ask her to slice it for you - easy peasy!

[gness]

Because you are questioning me just because Rusty can't slice his own bread.....slicing wax is simple though..;-) XX

Shoota is now going to say he is not questioning me....:-)

[shoota]

Wax?
You know I hate bullies giving ABers a clogging......

[gness]

Now see what you've done, Rusty!

[friedgreentomato]

coz I'm left handed!!

[DTCwordfan]

just as some folk can't spell "crust"?

[tonyav]

How does that make a difference fgt ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Just turn the loaf the other way around?

[Jeza]

It is usually the knife that is not straight. Get a decent knife and you'll have no problem.

[Milvus]

It's the refusal to understand proportions, car parking, that dress size must be wrong I'm not 14, that can't be 8 inches etc