A man walks into a chip shop and says, "I’d like a steak and kiddely pie, please."
Young lady behind the counter says, "Excuse me?"
"I’d like a steak and kiddely pie."
"I’m sorry sir, what did you say?"
"I’D LIKE A STEAK AND KIDDELY PIE!!"
"Do you mean ‘steak and kidney’ pie?"
"I said kiddely, diddle i?!"
You are welcome Jubieanna.
My departed Dads was, What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear?
pour chocolate over it..........it comes out a Treat!
World famous ragu for us this evening, washed down with a lovely, luscious red from Puglia courtesy m&s meal deal.
The nicest steak pie I've ever eaten, apart from the one the cook at school made us the day we took our 11 plus exam, was from m&s. Haven't seen it for ages, must look out for it.
melv .. I thought I had finished with the runner beans two weeks ago .. but earlier today I picked another handful ... they were included in tonights stirfry.