In the cold light of day, sober and with all your faculties, then of course 'never' kebabs... but when the drink has taken you, you're munched up, you only have a fiver left... and it's 2 in the morning.... kebabs it is!
Whiffey... I'd have to be paraletic before I went near kippers and baked beans... that would make me blow chunks if placed in front of me! : )
If you can find a curry house with a late licence then you're sorted. If not, it's a kebab.
Here's an interesting fact for you:
Did you know that a kebab is the only food that you can eat where the smell of it will stay on your hands and your breath for a week? There's still no scientific explanation for it...
one of them full monty tins of baked beans with lips and arse shaped into sausages and burgers in it! makes me feel sick buying them but i know i'll want them after a few bottles of wine!
Chinese :) lucky enough that there's always some really nice places open in chinatown after a big night out. A load of us went for one at about half 2 in the morning after our Christmas do last year.
Other than that probably chicken and chips for me.