Semen

[Totalsoccer]

How many calories in the average amount of semen?

[happysax]

I don't know, but I've heard that making love (or masturbating to orgasm) uses up 140 calories.

[FTVS]

about 2 (source this months' lalmour magazine)

[FTVS]

whoops should have said GLAMOUR...

[andy hughes]

The notion that semen contains calories, or vitamin C has been used since for ever to encourage reluctant ladies to ingest it. the truth is, semen is based on the same enzymes and chemical makeup as saliva, so if you wouldn't let your partner spit a spoonful of saliva into your mouth on the pretex of it being healthy, you can knock this particular urban myth on the head! Next week - the taste of chicken ...

[IndieSinger]

FTVS That'll teach you to type one-handed...

[melandraf]

mmm, interesting... i once heard that semen contains Zinc - which makes for stronger fingernails in the consumer....

[incitatus]

far be it from me to be contrary, but the great hughes is only partly right. Semen differs from saliva in that it contains prostanglandins, zinc, protein and sugars to fuel the sperm. sperm dont carry onboard supplies, so need a packeds lunch.

[andy hughes]

Thanks as always to muh learned friend - I doubt wether his cogent argument will make attractive pillowtalk, so we are back where we started!

[incitatus]

i really wasnt suggesting it as a persuasive argument. in my experience she will or she wont, and talking wont change matters. Merely trying to be factual

[Tat]

ha ha ha IndieSinger! why do you care Totalsoccer? even if it was the most calorific thing ever there isn't that much... you'd have to be giving a LOT of head to put on weight.

[cheyenne]

i think so my birds putting on some weight??