hello everybody

[lungcancer]

my collostomy bag has just got so full that its leaking. I thought everything was going ok after my lung colapsed and i went to hospital. It was the most painfull thing that ever happened to me but its all i deserve. Its starting to smell, the leak that is. I have had half a bottle of vodka. Oh no the electricity has just gone off! Shame i was enjoying reading about murderers. I dont know what to do now. At least im not caked in my own faeces.like last night. Although my bedsores are really bad today.

[cazzz1975]

is your computer solar powered?

[frankofile]

go get a life

[daffidazey]

Haha! Well done cazz! x

[Theland1]

Look down the back of your sofa, if you're lucky, you might find some change.

[whiffey]

You must have tried my Spanish Turkey. I warned you.

[~max~]

You really are despicable. Reported.

[DrFilth]

have you got one of them old gas powered computers like mine

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ps have a drink it will make you feel better

[whiffey]

Ah nonuts, my Spanish Turkey would certainly have you wondering if you could get to Londis and back in time.

[sleepy1]

why dont you just yuck off !! you make me sick ..people dont want to be reading sh it like this ffs go get a life and grow up ...one day what you say might come true ..

[taichiperson]

FFsake, how?
Revolting. You are truly sick

[sleepy1]

knob and when did you learn to spell lol

[lungcancer]

oh no i was just having a drink of vodka and because of the build up of pressure my bag exploded. I covered again in my excrement and i spilt a lot of vodka over myself also. My bed sores sting so much. Im going to warm some soup. I cant believe im coverd in my own faeces again. I am crying. Why me? Why me?

[whiffey]

He knows it's ultimately sick. So, what is the remedy?

It's sick, but no longer even vaguely funny, so the thing to do is to divert the thread down other divers and interesting paths. Nonuts for example will always leap out from the vegetation and go HA!!! but I just go HA!!! back, because he is not very bright.

[cazzz1975]

did you ever find your ear?

[whiffey]

I suppose they use the heat from your dung.

[lungcancer]

only half of it cazz. Ah i have just set myself on fire warming up my soup. I have a bunt face and no hair. Now i know how it must of fealt when my familly burned to death. I am in such pain and i have no vodka left. I wish i could talk to someone. Anyone

[Barmaid]

Well I suppose we could just simply ignore the foetid, feeble minded, dull, repetitive, sick lump of pus. (lungcancer that is, for the avoidance of doubt).