Best Drinking Story

[LordyGeordie]

What's the best thing everyone's done while drunk? Don't hold back...

[swindontony]

When I was about 17 I went on holiday with a group of lads to weymouth, we stayed in a caravan, about 8 of us, bodies everywhere. I was totally out of it and woke up during the night and was just going to p... on the biggest bloke in the van, I was eternally grateful for the couple of mates who saw what I was just about to do and managed to pull me away from him. I know that if I had managed to p... on him I would have got the pummelling of my life.

[JOEYSHABADO]

Went to the Science Museum and acted as 'guide' for the day. With a mate. Very VERY drunk. Made some nice foreign freinds though.

[CiderMonkey]

Met up with some friends from Norwich in a club in London. They'd hired a coach to come down. There was a spare place on the coach, which was offered to me and in my drunken wisdom, I accepted. I went back with them. I had to call work in London the next day to tell them i wouldn't be in...cos i was in Norwich!

[milly143]

went on a company xmas do to a posh restaurant. On the way out I noticed some small trees in the restaurant garden so I decided take some leaves off for a colleague who was interested in flower arranging. Accidentally ended up pulling up the whole tree and proudly walked away with it under my arm. Had to take it home 25 miles in a cab. Very funny to me but i guess you had to be there.