Why is AHApartridge such a prat?

[naz_nomad]

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[Andy2306]

Dear naz_nomad,
I hope all is well, the weather here is great at the moment, i went shopping the other day thou and it started raining. i do look nice in my bikini thou. annnnnyway.... I would just like to explain (a little).
AHApartridge is such a pratt for the following reasons :-
*He can not tell the difference from a plumber and a Hyrulian
*He clearly doesnt have a clue who either of them are!
*One is dressed red and shots stuff like 'here we gooooo' & the other is dressed green (most of the time) and doesnt say anything apart from 'AAAArrrGGGGhhhh!'

Wish you where here,

Andy2306

[Andy2306]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Gaming/Question 279471.html thats what i was refferring to :D

[naz_nomad]

yes Andy ... he's a no-brainer

[naz_nomad]

I think the nearest he ever got to gaming was playing hopscotch in the playground

[steveyw]

Ive been playing Sonic the hedgehog for the last 15 years, and I just cannot for the life of me manage to beat Crash Bandicoot, I keep running out of pokeballs!!!!

any ideas? :P

[dudda]

hi alan partridge is like one of the best laffs around i think he shud do another series..steve coogan.. with such quotes as biteon my ass. and quotes: like. remember kids this does have flashing lights so any epileptics please leave now. statistically 1 of you is. and 1 of you is gay. remember kids if you are gay rubber up. as its still illegal at your age. & you dont want to go to prison. because they dont care how old you are .or even if your gay.. crash bang wallopp what a video. back of the net. cash back. you may sweat but i dont because i use lynx africa. ahaaaaaaa