Er... that's great,
Woofy... so happy for you... <
the woman is obviously off her rocker, better humour her> You could have gone for the
canine rain check instead you know. No I do know what you mean, I'm - "shapely", was it? - too and believe it or not I love red wellies too. It may be a Paddington thing - is that what it is for you, Woofy?
Alright, fess up, which one of you biddies is it have hijacked my putah? Getting very strange messages about viruses that won't let themselves be removed, and yesterday I got one of those daemon delivery failure messages saying that unfortunately my email to Walpole Wine could not be delivered. Er... I haven't effin' written to... Walpole Wine?! I'm on to your tricks, biddies, and there will be hell to pay if I receive more failure messages like "my" email to Gordon's Gin couldn't be delivered, or if "my" email to Becks' A-Tonne-At-A-Time Department bounces back, or the one to Suzie's Spandex Suppliers, or the one to Guilty Slippers Have Got No Rhythm CD Store, or... I could go on! My message is I'm on to you all!
Ha ha... seriously though... I did receive that delivery failure message without having sent such an email in the first place, and I do struggle with some kind of virus, and my broadband supplier is sending threatening letters
to me when it's I who should be sending them to them - as I subscribe to
their antivirus- and firewall services...! Bottom line, if indeed you do receive anything weird from me... it
could be from me, he he! ...but you might wanna give me the benefit of the doubt and inform me of it, please - thanks.