Annoying Phone Calls

[Jennykenny]

Not really a question but I have started saying 'Hello', 'Hello' regardless of what they say, constantly. You may have to say it twenty times but I can almost guarantee that they won't phone back.

[maggiebee]

I whisper "I've got rid of the body but there's blood everywhere. What will I do?"
Think it might have been someone on here who suggested it.

[sunny-dave]

"Hello - Blankshire County Council Anti Terrorist Hotline

Please identify yourself

Do not hang - up we have traced this call and an SAS snatch squad will be arriving with you in 2 minutes unless you give the agreed code word"


Hours of fun :+)

[Jennykenny]

Thanks to all.

[johnny37]

Not sure what the solution is. The authorities must be working on it. Meantime, if no one aswers within 2sec - hang up, if an Asian accent answers - hang up.

[NGHFB71]

I tend to ask who's calling, then make out I'm going to fetch the person they want, even if it's for me, place the phone down on the table and then carry on with watching TV, check the phone after a few minutes, they usually hang up...which means it's a failure for the company...if you hang up it isn't considered just expected