I'm Sure This Can't Be Spam

granny grump | 19:50 Mon 17th Nov 2014 | ChatterBank

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I've just had a email asking if I've ever thought of bring a secret agent. At last a career that will make use of my little beady eyes and suspicious mind that I've never even considered Should I open it?

Leave your answers in a hollow tree on the M6

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I keep getting offered ways to enlarge my penis.

As I don't have one I'm starting to think the email is actually in code... Maybe I'm being recruited by MI6.

007 inches...

jackthehat

The geese fly backwards over our house.....I repeat....The geese fly backwards over our house. :o)

Mamyalynne

vbdnfvbfb hgtjjyt dfjgkjhjdhgkfjkhj.

^ That's code that is.

woofgang

allo nighthawk

Dizmo

Guvf ernyyl vf pbqr.

maggiebee

Smiley's on the case.

AlwaysConfused

They've sent you your first test. When you open it, a virus will spread through your computer rendering it useless. Following no clues whatsoever, you must tamper with, hit, curse at or even rebuild your computer until you get it working again. Bin your email!

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granny grump

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Ha Ha you have all made me titter thank you I'd love to give you all best answer Yes I have deleted it - but not before copying it in invisible ink