Not sure how you can control the temperature, but.................. I admire your ingenuity ;o)
If you used "Squareline" downpipe, you could use this................
https://www.screwfix.com/p/hep2o-plastic-push-fit-tank-connector-22mm/3948f
Fit one at each end, right near the opening, so that you can get your fingers in to do them up.
These tank connectors allow a simple pushfit connection to ordinary 15mm copper tube. From that, you can connect hose bibs, taps.... anything you like.
Then, seal the ends. The trouble is... I can't think of any fittings that bung up the end of a downpipe.
If you used black 110mm soil pipe instead, you'd have a lot more water, and you can get fittings to bung up the ends.
But........... you'd have a round internal surface to attach the tank connector to, so you would have to be creative with rubber seals/washers.