MI5

[237SJ]

Has anyone ever done the MI5 online questionnnaire for intelligence officer? I just heard an ad on the radio and answered the questions. It asked me to apply. I don`t think I will though. I might think about if I was made redundant or didn`t have the job I have now. I could be Miss Moneypenny!

[Sqad]

237SJ....just to cheer you up my darling.....I read your thread about school uniforms on the e Bay thread....LOL.....;-)

[237SJ]

I know. What an ar@e. I could be a serious threat to national security. Alternatively you could be the James Bond, I could be the Miss Moneypenny and you could take my spectacles off and say Why, Miss C, you`re beautiful"

[237SJ]

I wasn`t being serious RH

[jno]

you could be Judi Dench, and tell Bond where to go.

[237SJ]

I might. I don`t fancy Daniel Craig anyway. Shame they didn`t get Clive Owen

[Sqad]

LOL...I have done that many times.....you feel a complete prat.

Bond........................James Bond .......... licensed to thrill.

[mike11111]

MI 5 is for wimps. MI 6, that's where the big boys play.

[Old_Geezer]

Red Helen ?
That sounds like a Soviet spy to me; beware !

[mike11111]

If I told Red, I've have to kill you straight afterwards. Much better to continue with the line that I am a simple retired schoolteacher.

[237SJ]

Well, I`m off out now. I may be gone some time.........

No, not a covert operation. Not a top secret undercover spying missing. Just blOOdy long queues at Sainsbury`s

[237SJ]

or mission even!

[mike9910]

Takes too long to pass the vetting stage to be out of work and looking for a government job. Also they do not pay great from what i saw.

mike

[JonnyBoy12]

I have very many office qualifications, but have never used them. Would this help me with my applications, I wonder?