Mcdonalds
Eveytime i get a job in mcdonalds my stupid wife ruins it! shes like cameron why do you f*** the cat and im like, love this isnt the time or place for this, but shes like cameron get me a burger now and put sum fricking chillies on that thing!
when i put the chillie on shes like cameron get me sum f*****g french fries to eat and put sum fricking ketchup on them now!!
but my boss laughs at her and she throws eggs at me my uniform is ruined..
She stole my wallet one day and was like, cameron give me sum fricking cash but i said no so she took some ketchup from the shop!
how can i dump this biatch before she gets ,me sacked!