Quick!

[sglazier]

Quick! Tell me something clever about art!

[Peri]

He's in Holby City

[B00]

He's an actor- surname Malik;)

[sglazier]

you two!

[justineo]

No two people see the same picture

[wisemother]

Michelangelo laid on his back to do it but Tracey Ewin got out of bed.

[MargeB]

Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin were having us on.

[druiaghtagh]

I either like it or i dont,not for me some of the same snobbishness about it associated with wine .

[jno]

I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.
- Vincent van Gogh

[VINNY100_2]

Good old vinny( :)

[Aschenbach]

Er it's an anagram of 'rat' or 'tar'

'Art is the lie that helps us understand the truth' - Picasso

Neil Buchanan uses it as a means of attack on ITV - so look out!

[Trillipse]

"an artist's talent is often beyond doubt...

... his attitude is usually beyond belief"

me, 2005

[brionon]

Put an ''F'' in front and that's 90% of it.

[MargeB]

<Strokes chin at Aschenbach's Picasso quote> Hmmm.

[gingerflaps]

vincent van goff choped off his nob

[jno]

er, just his ear wasn't it gingerflaps?

[Dark Angel]

spill different colours of paint on a white canvas, swirl it around with a brush or your fingers, and pass your work off as Modern Art!!

[landie]

Art is not the ability to paint, draw or sculpt, it is an idea given life by the artist.