IAP I have been following you around and also reporting this idiot (not stalking you, honest). Why oh why has AB not got a category for "first class idiot" or "utter nonsense" or "offensive little twerp"?!
Why are you so very, very sad? If you engage genuinely many ABers will try to help you. If you put the subversive effort you display into positive action you would feel much better about it.