I was recently made redundant

[lindylou16]

I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat,
I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on my head..

[Count-A-Strong]

Oh dear.

[askyourgran]

Where do you get them from lindylou?

[Jan1957]

Well it made me smile lindylou :-)

[marval]

Why don't you become a tumbler, I could do with a drink.

[R1Geezer]

Get a job as a postman, beats walking the streets!

[thugulike]

Me too. I have vast experience of bending over backwards, sticking my neck out, going out on a limb, walking the tightrope, liontaming etc. Circus Skills for Managers what a training course that would be!

[boxtops]

thugulike, don't forget the plate spinning, that's what I seem to find myself doing nearly all the time at work - occasionally the odd one drops off...